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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 3, 2014 8:33:54 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 3ED
YOU'RE RECEIVING CHILD SUPPORT FROM MORE THAN FOUR MEN.
DAILY EXTRA:
UNSCRAMBLE THE FOLLOWING LETTER TO REVEAL THIS FEBRUARY WORD.
WESTEARTHE
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 4, 2014 9:18:20 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 4TH
YOUR MOTHER'S FUNERAL EXPENSES INCLUDED A CASE OF WILD TURKEY AND FIREWORKS.
ANSWER TO DAILY EXTRA: SWEETHEART
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 5, 2014 10:34:41 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 5TH
ANY OF YOUR BRIDESMAIDS HAVE KIDS BY THE GROOM.
DAILY EXTRA: FUN FACT IN THE UNITED STATES, A CHILD WILL WEAR DOWN AN AVERAGE OF 730 CRAYONS BY HIS OR HER TENTH BIRTHDAY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 6, 2014 9:10:48 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 6TH
YOU'VE EVER WINKED AT A JURY.
WAITANGI DAY [NZ]
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 7, 2014 9:30:52 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 7TH
THERE ARE ALWAYS SHOTGUN CASINGS ON YOUR DECK.
DAILY EXTRA:
50 YEARS AGO ON THIS DATE FEBRUARY 7,1964 THE BEATLES MAKE THEIR FIRST TRIP TO THE UNITED STATES. MORE THEN 3,000 FANS GREET THE FAB FOUR AT NEW YORK'S KENNEDY AIRPORT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 8, 2014 9:36:51 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 8TH
YOU'RE OVER FOUR YEARS LATE RETURNING A U-HAUL TRAILER.
DAILY EXTRA: GROANERS WORLD BEST BAD JOKES AND PUNS.
A GUY PULLS INTO A LUMBERYARD TO BUY TWO-BY-FOURS. HE GOES TO THE OFFICE AND TELLS THE SALESMAN WHAT HE NEEDS."HOW LONG DO YOU NEED THEM?" ASK THE SALES CLERK."OH... LET ME CHECK," THE RESPONDS AS HE MAKES A CALL ON HIS MOBILE PHONE. A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER, THE CUSTOMER HANGS UP, LOOKS AT THE SALES CLERK AND SAYS, " PRETTY LONG TIME...WE'RE BUILDING A HOUSE."
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 9, 2014 9:45:01 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 9TH
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 10, 2014 9:02:30 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 10TH
YOUR HONEYMOON CRUISE WAS ON A BASS BOAT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 11, 2014 11:10:01 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 11TH
YOU'VE BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY A CEILING FAN WHILE CELEBRATING A TOUCHDOWN.
DAILY EXTRA: MAKE A FRIENDS DAY
CAN ANYONE REALLY HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS? TRY BEING PARTICULARLY KIND TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW WELL TODAY WHO KNOWS...YOU MAY MAKE A NEW FRIEND.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 12, 2014 9:17:18 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 12TH
THE ONLY TIME YOU WASH YOUR CAR IS TO SELL IT.
DAILY EXTRA:
LOVE IS A LANGUAGE WHICH THE BLIND CAN SEE AND THE DEAF CAN HEAR.
--MARK TWAIN
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 13, 2014 12:29:36 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 13TH
YOUR FAMILY RESEMBLANCE IS ADULT ACNE.
DAILY EXTRA: HOW MANY COMMON WORDS OF FOUR LETTERS OR MORE CAY MAKE FROM THE LETTERS IN THE FOLLOWING WORD? [YOU MAY USE EACH LETTER ONLY ONCE.] HEART
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 14, 2014 9:23:10 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 14TH
ST.VALENTINE'S DAY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY YOU TAKE YOUR WIFE TO DINNER AT THE SPRAWL MART SNACK BAR DAILY EXTRA TRADITIONAL FLOWER MEANINGS:
FLOWER MEANING DAFFODIL. REGARD DAISY. INNOCENCE AND GENTLENESS LAVENDER ROSE. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT RED CARNATION. ADMIRATION RED ROSE. LOVE AND DESIRE TULIP. YOU ARE THE PERFECT LOVER WHITE ROSE. CHARM AND INNOCENCE YELLOW ROSE. FRIENDSHIP
ANSWERS TO THURSDAY'S PUZZLE ARE: EARTH,HARE,HART,HATE,HATER,HEAR, HEAT,RATE,RATH,RATHE,TARE,TEAR
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 15, 2014 9:50:01 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 15TH
THE ONLY PASTA YOU EAT IS IN THE SHAPE OF LETTERS OR DINOSAURS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 16, 2014 12:55:15 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 16TH
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 17, 2014 9:04:09 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 17TH
YOU EVER RESTED YOUR FISHING POLE ON A "NO FISHING" SIGN.
DAILY EXTRA TRIVIA: PRESIDENTIAL SHADES FORMERLY KNOW AS THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE, THE WHITE HOUSE WAS WHAT COLOR BEFORE BEING PAINTED WHITE AFTER IT WAS BURNED BY THE BRITISH TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO IN 1814?
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