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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 24, 2014 8:55:35 GMT -5
JANUARY 24TH
YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT A BOTTLE OPENER. DAILY EXTRA: GROANERS: WORLD'S BEST BAD JOKES AND PUNS.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BABY POTATO? A: A SMALL FRY
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Post by Sir Trevor on Jan 24, 2014 16:51:03 GMT -5
That sounds more like being prepared than being a redneck.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 24, 2014 18:29:07 GMT -5
I hear ya Trevor. I must be a redneck as I have a bottle opener on my key ring, so if I have my keys on me which I do if I leave home, well yeah, I have a bottle opener. BTW, check back on the previous page for my answer about why it may take two hands to flush your toilet.
HANK.
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Post by Sir Trevor on Jan 24, 2014 19:57:26 GMT -5
I saw that reply.
And as for bottle openers. Half of faire must be rednecks, as they all have them.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 25, 2014 12:21:59 GMT -5
JANUARY 25TH
YOU'VE EVER TRIED ON A BRA AT A YARD SALE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 26, 2014 11:23:48 GMT -5
JANUARY 26TH
AUSTRALIA DAY
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 27, 2014 9:49:59 GMT -5
JANUARY 27TH
THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO COULD BE ANY FEMALE IN YOU FAMILY.
DAILY EXTRA: FUN HOLIDAY: CHOCOLATE CAKE DAY. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO EAT CHOCOLATE CAKE, TODAY'S THE DAY!
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 28, 2014 10:58:37 GMT -5
JANUARY 28TH
YOU GAIN FIVE POUNDS EVERY "TACO TUESDAY"
DAILY EXTRA: TRIVIA
WHAT COLOR IS A POLAR BEAR'S FUR?
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 29, 2014 11:08:06 GMT -5
JANUARY 29TH
THE ONLY TIME YOU HAVE PARALLEL PARKED WAS DURING YOUR DRIVING TEST.
DAILY EXTRA: TO KEEP YOURSELF FROM BEING TEMPTED TO TURN UP THE THERMOSTAT, DRAPE A THROW ACROSS THE BACK OF A CHAIR AND KEEP A BLANKET NEAR THE SOFA FOR SNUGGLY COMFORT DURING COLD-WEATHER MONTHS.
ANSWER TO TUESDAY'S TRIVIA QUESTION:
A POLAR BEAR'S FUR HAS NO COLOR. THE LONG, COARSE HAIRS THAT PROTECT THE UNDERCOAT ARE HOLLOW AND TRANSPARENT. THE THINNER HAIRS OF THE UNDERCOAT ARE NOT HOLLOW, BUT THEY ARE ALSO COLORLESS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 29, 2014 19:21:55 GMT -5
Then WHY are polar bears white? Sound to me like they should be invisible.
HANK.
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Post by Sir Trevor on Jan 30, 2014 9:08:31 GMT -5
Think about it Hank. If you have a roll of clear plastic, what color does it look like?
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 30, 2014 9:56:37 GMT -5
JANUARY 30TH
YOU'VE EVER WORN SUIT PANTS WITHOUT A SHIRT.
DAILY EXTRA:YUMMY? WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS CONSIDERED A DELICACY IN CHINA.
A. CHICKEN FEET B. RICE C. EGG DROP SOUP D. SOY SAUCE E. GINGER
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 31, 2014 12:08:37 GMT -5
JANUARY 31ST
YOU'VE EVER LOST A CELL PHONE IN YOUR CLEAVAGE.
ANSWER TO THURSDAY'S PUZZLE: A. CHICKEN FEET; MOST OF THE CHICKEN IS USED IN CHINSES COOKING, INCLUDING THE FEET.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 1, 2014 7:37:03 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 1ST
YOUR " SAFE" IS A COOKIE JAR IN A SOCK DRAWER.
DAILY EXTRA: TOP 5 PIZZA DAYS IN THE U.S. 1. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 2. NEW YEAR'S EVE 3. HALLOWEEN 4. THE NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING 5. NEW YEAR'S DAY
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 2, 2014 9:46:28 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 2ED
GROUNDHOG DAY
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