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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 18, 2014 12:04:26 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 18TH
YOUR TV HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY ON FOR OVER A DECADE.
DAILY EXTRA SPELLING BEE:
CHOOSE THE CORRECT SPELLING OF THIS FREQUENTLY MISSPELLED WORD: CAFFEINE CAFFIENE CAFEINE
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 19, 2014 9:23:46 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 19TH
ALL YOUR VEHICLES ARE CAMOUFLAGED, BUT YOU'RE NOT IN THE MILITARY.
DAILY EXTRA 100 YEARS AGO ON THIS DATE FEBRUARY 19,1914:
RATHER THAN PURCHASING A MORE COSTLY TRAIN TICKET,THE PARENTS OF FOUR-YEAR-OLD MAY PIERSTORFF OPT TO SEND THEIR DAUGHTER TO VISIT GRANDPARENTS VIA THE U.S POSTAGE SERVICE. LITTLE MAY WORE FIFTY-THREE CENT WORTH OF U.S. POSTAGE STAMPS ON HER COAT AS SHE RODE MORE THAN SEVENTY MILES IN THE TRAIN'S MAIL COMPARTMENT FROM GRANGEVILLE TO LEWISTON, IDAHO.
ANSWER YO TUESDAY'S PUZZLE: CAFFEINE
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 19, 2014 18:40:09 GMT -5
That is a great example of inflation. You can barely send a damn letter for that price today. Hate to think how much it would cost to mail your kid somewhere. HMMMM! course today the post office has the "if it fits, it ships" thing goin' Wonder how big a box you can get? I'm gonna mail myself somewhere WARM!! HANK.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 20, 2014 8:27:25 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 20TH
THERE WERE OREOS ON TOP OF YOUR WEDDING CAKE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 21, 2014 7:51:48 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 21ST
YOUR MARRIAGE ENDED MIDWAY THROUGH THE BEST MAN'S SPEECH.
DAILY EXTRA GROANERS WORLD'S BEST BAD JOKES AND PUNS.
Q: WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD? A: TO GET TO THE UDDER SIDE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 22, 2014 9:31:24 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 22ED
YOUR YEAR IS DOWNHILL AFTER THE DAYTONA 500.
DAILY EXTRA:
ALL ANIMALS EXCEPT MAN KNOW THAT THE ULTIMATE OF LIFE IS TO ENJOY IT. -SAMUEL BUTTER
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 23, 2014 10:32:20 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 23
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 24, 2014 10:55:54 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 24TH
YOUR WIFE DRIVER'S LICENSE LIST HER HAIR COLOR AS "TO BE DETERMINED."
DAILY EXTRA ANAGRAM:
REARRANGE THE LETTER TO REVEAL THE FAMOUS PERSON DESCRIBED. SEEN ALIVE? SORRY,PAL
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 25, 2014 10:51:44 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 25TH
YOU HAVE HICKEYS IN YOUR FIFTH-GRADE PHOTO.
DAILY EXTRA 50 YEARS AGO ON THIS DAY...FEBRUARY 25 1964:
BOXER CASSIUS CLAY, LATER KNOWN AS MUHAMMAD ALI, DEFEATS SONNY LISTON TO TAKE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CROWN.
ANSWER TO MONDAY'S ANAGRAM: ELVIS AARON PRESLEY
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 26, 2014 9:55:45 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 26TH
YOUR CABLE PROVIDER IS YOUR COUSIN.
DAILY EXTRA MONEY-SAVING TIP:
RATHER THEN PURCHASING BOOKS AND DVDS, BORROW THEM FROM YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 27, 2014 8:52:35 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 27TH
BAD CREDIT IS A FAMILY TRADITION.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 28, 2014 8:34:50 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 28TH
YOU THINK "COUNTING CARBS" INVOLVES POPPING THE HOOD.
DAILY EXTRA PUBLIC SLEEPING DAY FEBRUARY 28:
THE PERFECT EXCUSE FOR A NAP, TODAY IS PUBLIC SLEEPING DAY. CHOOSE A PARK BENCH,YOUR DESK AT WORK,OR WHEREVER YOU FIND A COMFY SPOT TO CATCH SOME Z'S.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 28, 2014 17:58:18 GMT -5
If you're going to catch a few extra ZZZ's I would pass on the park bench unless you are living in a MUCH WARMER climate then what we have around here right now lest they find your little frozen body in a few weeks when things thaw out. BRRR!
HANK.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 1, 2014 10:34:58 GMT -5
MARCH 1ST
ST. DAVID'S DAY [UK]
DAILY EXTRA LONG AND SHORT OF IT:
AT ONE HOUR AND FORTY MINUTER, THE SHORTEST ACADEMY AWARDS TELECAST OCCURRED IN 1959 WHEN GIGI WON FOR BEST PICTURE. THE LONGEST - AT FOUR HOURS AND TWENTY - THREE MINUTES - TOOK PLACE IN 2002 WHEN A BEAUTIFUL MIND WON THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 2, 2014 12:52:27 GMT -5
MARCH 2ED
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