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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 1, 2014 10:57:30 GMT -5
JANUARY 1ST
NEW YEAR'S DAY KWANZAA ENDS [USA]
YOU'VE EVER "BORROWED" A URINE SAMPLE.
THE DAILY EXTRA. UNSCRAMBLE THE FOLLOWING LETTER TO REVEAL THIS JANUARY WORD: LOONER SUIT
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 2, 2014 11:45:36 GMT -5
DAILY EXTRA ANSWER: LOONER SUIT [RESOLUTION]
YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE SHOPPING CART AT THE THRIFT STORE.
JANUARY 2ED
NEW YEAR'S DAY [OBSERVED] [NZ] BANK HOLIDAY [UK - SCOTLAND]
DAILY EXTRA
DON'T FEAR FAILURE! WHILE EXPERIMENTING IN SEARCH OF A RUBBER ALTERNATIVE DURING WORD WAR II, THE GENERAL ELECTRIC COMPANY INVENTED THE STRETCHY, BOUNCING PUTTY THAT KIDS FIND SO FUN. LIKE SO MANY INVENTIONS, SILLY PUTTY WAS A FAILED ATTEMPT AT SOMETHING ELSE!
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 3, 2014 9:28:35 GMT -5
ANY PART OF YOUR WEDDING VIDEO WAS WAS SHOT FROM A POLICE CRUISER'S DASH CAM.
JANUARY 3ED
DAILY EXTRA:
BIZARRE HOLIDAY: FRUITCAKE TOSS DAY HURRAH! TO DAY IS THE OFFICIAL DAY FOR TOSSING OUT ANY REMAINING FRUITCAKE
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Post by Sir Trevor on Jan 3, 2014 18:05:09 GMT -5
I have never received a fruit cake. But if I did, I can assure you it would have been gone before now.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 4, 2014 10:56:42 GMT -5
What the hell are fruitcakes anyway? They DON'T taste like cake nor do they taste like fruit. They are like some alien entity that people give you as a gift, but no one EVER eats. Give me a nice German chocolate cake instead. That's edible!
HANK.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 4, 2014 11:31:13 GMT -5
YOU'VE USED DUCT TAPE OVER AN OPEN WOUND.
JANUARY 4TH
DAILY EXTRA:
MY IDEA OF HEAVEN IA GREAT BIG BAKE POTATO AND SOMEONE TO IT WITH. -OPRAH WINFREY
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Post by Sir Trevor on Jan 4, 2014 18:48:45 GMT -5
I must be a redneck then. Because I use duct tape, and electrical tape to bandage up wounds all the time.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 5, 2014 10:43:40 GMT -5
JANUARY 5TH
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 6, 2014 9:45:08 GMT -5
JANUARY 6TH
YOU HOLD A YARD SALE THE DAY AFTER EVERY BABY SHOWER.
DAILY EXTRA:
FIND THE HIDDEN WORDS WITHIN IN GRID IF LETTERS.
QFIREPLACEC BLIZZARDXVS YFNHRURUNDN ZRIOFIFCZKO BJVTJXVVDRW EUFCDGHWVAD XSNOWMANCIA LJPCITJZRBY RESOLUTIONS SGRAQZJVGMI INEVYGLCALK
FINE: RESOLUTIONS BLIZZARD SNOWMAN FIREPLACE HOT COCOA SNOW DAYS
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 7, 2014 10:56:08 GMT -5
JANUARY 7TH
YOU'VE REPAIRED FURNITURE WITH A HALF-CHEWED TOOTSIE ROLL.
DAILY EXTRA: FOOD PRICES IN 1914 CHICAGO MILK: 9 CENTS PER QUART EGGS" 35 CENTS PER DOZEN BACON: 28 CENTS PER POUND POTATOES: 18 CENTS PER POUND SIRLOIN STEAK: 26 CENTS PER POUND
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 8, 2014 10:32:32 GMT -5
JANUARY 8TH
THE CAR YOU'VE CURRENTLY DRIVING WAS SOLD TO YOU 'FOR PARTS ONLY."
DAILY EXTRA: SAVE ON GASOLINE EXPENDITURE AND REDUCE EMISSION BY SKIPPING LONG IDLING PERIODS TO WARM UP YOUR CAR.AFTER ALL, YOUR CAR WARMS UP AS YOU DRIVE IT, AND IDLING GET ZERO MILES PER GALLON.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 8, 2014 10:32:59 GMT -5
JANUARY 9TH
YOU'VE DELIBERATELY KILLED A BUG WITH A BOTTLE ROCKET
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 10, 2014 11:41:32 GMT -5
JANUARY 10TH
YOUR LIPS ARE MOVING AS YOU'RE READING THIS.
DAILY EXTRA: GROANERS: WORLD'S BEST JOKES AND PUNS.
JIM, THE NOT-SO-BRIGHT NEW HIRE, WAS SENT OUT FOR COFFEE. AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD COFFEE SHOP, JIM SHOWED THE BARISTA A LARGE THERMOS AND ASKED IF IT WAS LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD SIX CUPS OF COFFEE. "IT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD HOLD ABOUT SIX CUPS," THE BARISTA RESPONDED. " GREAT," SAID JIM. "GIVE ME TWO CUPS WITH CREAM AND SUGAR, TWO CUPS BLACK , AND TWO CUPS DECAF."
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 11, 2014 11:33:09 GMT -5
JANUARY 11TH
THE ONLY TIME YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE IS TO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS.
DAILY EXTRA: YUCK: TRAVELING GERMS THE WET SPRAY FROM A SNEEZE CAN TRAVEL AS FAR AS FIVE FEET AT A WHOPPING SPEED OF ONE HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR. COVER THOSE NOSES WHEN SNEEZING.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 12, 2014 10:20:43 GMT -5
JANUARY 12TH
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