Post by Dillasandra on Jun 17, 2007 21:59:43 GMT -5
Hey Everyone! It's Dillasandra, your (allegedly) friendly Pickle Goddess here to welcome the newbies in cast ( Hee hee heee, fresh meat! Yummy.....oh, sorry, was that my out loud voice?!!) and welcome back the rest of you.
Most of what I've got to say will be old news to experienced cast, so you all can run along and play now. ( Shoo, shoo!) !! ( Oh, okay, FINE! You can read too! Geez!)
ANYWAY.......as I was saying, I'm the Pickle Goddess. My ladies, Poison Ivy and Cayanne, and I can be found in The Scared Pickle Grove, located across from the Stumbull Inn Stage just at the beginning of the food court in the Old World.
While we do indeed sell pickles ( kind of hard to be a PICKLE goddess with no pickles...) we are in fact entertainment, and you are MOST encouraged to come and play with us! I can't get out of the grove much myself, but you'll encounter Ivy and Cayanne out in the streets as well. ( As an aside, the Grove is also traditionally Sanctuary for any poor soul being chased by the Sherrif and his cronies, so take advantage!!)
In addition....and here's the 'FREE STUFF' part, we have on hand at all times a variety of nice ICY COLD ( trust me, after a couple of hours at 98 degrees that first day, those words are going to sound like sheer Heaven!!) drinks, from water to my famous Vanilla Lemonade, and , this year, introducing the Goddess' Magic Nectar, to a variety of teas, etc.
Keeping hydrated is not only a good idea, it's just downright essential to your survival, so don't be shy about comming over and helping yourselves. FREQUENTLY! This year, we're going to have you helping yourselves-we'll show you where and how as you come and introduce yourselves.
DRINK! OFTEN!! Do NOT make the Goddess come and beat your poor, prone, dehydrated body with a Gerkhin!!! (a cranky Goddess is NOT a good thing!) Remember this!
We've been doing this for a lot of years, so I repeat, don't be shy!! And now for the catch- hey, there's ALWAYS a catch, isn't there?!
Seriously though, THE DRINKS ARE FREE, ALWAYS. Don't EVER feel funny about helping yourself as often as you need to. EVER.
However...it DOES get a little expensive for us providing them, and there are unfortunatly unemployment issues going on, SO,IF YOU CAN, we would appreciate the donation of a buck or two now and then. If you all could manage just a dollar a week, it would be most appreciated! If you can't, as I said, don't worry.
We're looking forward to seeing you all, and meeting the new victims....ahh, sorry, I mean, umm, cast members ( yeah, that's it!)
See you there................................................ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Most of what I've got to say will be old news to experienced cast, so you all can run along and play now. ( Shoo, shoo!) !! ( Oh, okay, FINE! You can read too! Geez!)
ANYWAY.......as I was saying, I'm the Pickle Goddess. My ladies, Poison Ivy and Cayanne, and I can be found in The Scared Pickle Grove, located across from the Stumbull Inn Stage just at the beginning of the food court in the Old World.
While we do indeed sell pickles ( kind of hard to be a PICKLE goddess with no pickles...) we are in fact entertainment, and you are MOST encouraged to come and play with us! I can't get out of the grove much myself, but you'll encounter Ivy and Cayanne out in the streets as well. ( As an aside, the Grove is also traditionally Sanctuary for any poor soul being chased by the Sherrif and his cronies, so take advantage!!)
In addition....and here's the 'FREE STUFF' part, we have on hand at all times a variety of nice ICY COLD ( trust me, after a couple of hours at 98 degrees that first day, those words are going to sound like sheer Heaven!!) drinks, from water to my famous Vanilla Lemonade, and , this year, introducing the Goddess' Magic Nectar, to a variety of teas, etc.
Keeping hydrated is not only a good idea, it's just downright essential to your survival, so don't be shy about comming over and helping yourselves. FREQUENTLY! This year, we're going to have you helping yourselves-we'll show you where and how as you come and introduce yourselves.
DRINK! OFTEN!! Do NOT make the Goddess come and beat your poor, prone, dehydrated body with a Gerkhin!!! (a cranky Goddess is NOT a good thing!) Remember this!
We've been doing this for a lot of years, so I repeat, don't be shy!! And now for the catch- hey, there's ALWAYS a catch, isn't there?!
Seriously though, THE DRINKS ARE FREE, ALWAYS. Don't EVER feel funny about helping yourself as often as you need to. EVER.
However...it DOES get a little expensive for us providing them, and there are unfortunatly unemployment issues going on, SO,IF YOU CAN, we would appreciate the donation of a buck or two now and then. If you all could manage just a dollar a week, it would be most appreciated! If you can't, as I said, don't worry.
We're looking forward to seeing you all, and meeting the new victims....ahh, sorry, I mean, umm, cast members ( yeah, that's it!)
See you there................................................ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D