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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 27, 2016 9:18:20 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 27TH
ANSWER: FACT WHAT'S NEXT, PIMPLE PUSS (WHITE) CREATURE CRAP (LIGHT BROWN) AND GHOUL GUTS (YELLOW)?
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 28, 2016 7:10:41 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 28TH
FACT BUT THEY THAT WAIT UPON THE LORD SHALL RENEW THEIR STRENGTH; THEY SHALL MOUNT UP WITH WINGS AS EAGLES; THEY SHALL RUN, AND NOT BE WEARY;AMD THEY SHALL WALK,AND NOT FAINT. ISAIAH 40:31
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 29, 2016 9:10:47 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 29TH LEAP DAY WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART ALLOWED HIS PET PARROT TO WANDER AND FLY AROUND FREELY IN HS FAMOUS COMPOSED MANY OF FAMOUS COMPOSITIONS. THE HUGE PARROT REPORTEDLY SPENT A GREAT DEAL OF TIME PERCHED ON WOLFGANG'S SHOULDER, NIBBLING HIS EAT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 1, 2016 8:26:35 GMT -5
MARCH 1ST
ST. DAVID'S DAY
ANSWER: CRAP MOZART KEPT A CAGE STARLING THAT HE NAME "LITTLE FOOL," A BIRD THAT MIMICKED MOZART'S MELODIES AS WELL AS INSPIRED NEW ONES. HIS LITTLE BIRD'S SONGS WERE MUSIC TO MOZART'S EARS!
WHEN LAFAYETTE VISITED PRESIDENT JOHN QUINCY ADAMS IN THE WHITE HOUSE IN THE 1800S, HE BROUGHT ALONG HIS PET ALLIGATOR,WHICH HE KEPT IN THE EAST ROOM'S BATHTUB DURING HIS STAY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 2, 2016 9:17:23 GMT -5
MARCH 2ED
ANSWER: FACT NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS HOUSE GUEST AND HIS PET DIDN'T REMAIN WELCOME GUESTS FOR LONG. SEE YOU LATER,ALLIGATOR!
IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD, THE BELLY BLUBBER OF THE WHALE IS ILLEGALLY SOLD UNDER THE NAME "TOFU."
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 3, 2016 8:30:00 GMT -5
MARCH 3ED
ANSWER: CRAP THE BELLY BLUBBER OF A WHALE, SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS "WHALE BACON," CAN ONLY BE LEGALLY HARVESTED BY NATIVE POPULATIONS, LIKE THE INUIT,OF ALASKA.BELLY- BACON,AND TOMATO SANDWICH YUMMY!
ABOARD THE NINA, ON JANUARY 9,1493, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WROTE IN HIS PERSONAL JOURNAL:"I SAW THREE SIRENS (MERMAIDS) THAT CAME UP VERY HIGH OUT OF THE SEA."
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 4, 2016 5:13:59 GMT -5
MARCH 4TH
ANSWER: FACT YEA, CHRIS BELIEVED IN MERMAIDS. YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE!
BAT POOP, KNOWN AS GUANO, IS SO RICH IN MINERALS THAT SOME AFRICAN TRIBES ADD IT T SOUPS AND STEWS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 5, 2016 8:10:46 GMT -5
MARCH 5TH
ANSWER CRAP BAT POOP CONTAINS POTASSIUM NITRATE, A NECESSARY COMPONENT OF GUNPOWER USED IN EVERY AMERICAN WAR THROUGH WORLD WAS I, BUT TODAY PEACEFULLY RECYCLED AS NATURAL FERTILIZER. NOT SOUPER-POOPER!
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 6, 2016 2:30:26 GMT -5
MARCH 6TH MOTHERING SUNDAY (IRL,UK)
FACT GOD IS OUR REFUGE AND STRENGTH, A VERY PRESENT HELP IN TROUBLE. PSALMS 46:1
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 7, 2016 8:40:44 GMT -5
MARCH 7
LABOUR DAY (W AUS)
IN THE ITALIAN ALPS, THE I IBEX GOAT WAS ONCE HUNTED ALMOST TO EXTINCTION FOR ITS BEZOAR STONE. THE IBEX'S BEZOAR STONE IS THE NAME OF A CONCRETION OF UNDIGESTED MATERIAL FOUND IN ITS STOMACH THAT LOOKS LIKE A STONE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 8, 2016 10:02:08 GMT -5
MARCH 8TH
INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
ANSWER: FACT THIS "STONE" WAS BELIEVED TO CURE MANY TYPES OF POISONS, SO THE IBEX WAS RUTHLESSLY KILLED TO OBTAIN IT.
LARGE GROUPS OF LEMMINGS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF CLIFFS INTO THE WATER-AN EVENT THAT OCCURS CYCLICALLY WHEN THE LEMMING POPULATION BECOMES TOO LARGE FOR THE AVAILABLE FOOD SUPPLY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 9, 2016 3:41:32 GMT -5
MARCH 9TH
ANSWER: CRAP THEY DON'T JUMP TO THEIR DEATH ON PURPOSE. HUNDREDS OF LEMMINGS GET TO THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF,ALL AT THE SAME TIME. IN THE CONFUSION OF DECIDING WHETHER OF NOT TO SWIM ACROSS, STOP, OR TURN AROUND, THE LEMMINGS COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER AND FALL INTO THE WATER BELOW AND DROWN. SAFETY IN NUMBER; NOT FOR LEMMINGS!
HOCKEY PUCKS WERE ORIGINALLY MADE FROM CHUNKS OF FROZEN COW DUNG.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 10, 2016 10:31:27 GMT -5
MARCH 10TH ANSWER: FACT MODERN ATHLETES PREFER THE VULCANIZED RUBBER DISC WE AL KNOW TODAY.
ALL 50 STATES ARE LISTED ACROSS THE TOP OF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL IN WASHINGTON, D.D., AS PICTURED ON THE BACK OF THE $5 BILL.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 11, 2016 3:22:58 GMT -5
MARCH 11TH
ANSWER: CRAP
THERE ARE ONLY 48 STATES ENGRAVED ON THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL. ALASKA AND HAWAII WERE NOT STATES AT THE TIME OF ITS CONSTRUCTION.HOWEVER, BECAUSE THE $5 BILL ONLY SHOWS THE EAST FACE OF THE MEMORIAL, ONLY 26 STATES APPEAR. UNTIL WE HAVE 3D CURRENCY, IT WILL REMAIN AT 26.
THE USA HAS MORE POST OFFICES THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 12, 2016 8:37:26 GMT -5
MARCH 12TH ANSWER: CRAP THE USA IS FOURTH ON THE LIST, WITH 38,000 POST OFFICES. INDIA, WITH 155,000 POST OFFICES, IS NUMBER ONE, SO ALL THOSE TELEMARKETERS MUST BE WRITING TO EACH OTHER.
REMEMBER DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME BEGINS AT 2:00AM SUNDAY.
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