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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 13, 2016 8:55:51 GMT -5
MARCH 13TH
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME BEGINS
(USA,CAN:2:00A.M.)
FACT
ASK GOD WILL GIVE YOU.
SEARCH AND YOU WILL FINE.
KNOCK AND THE DOOR WILL
OPEN FOR YOU.
MATTHEW 7:7
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 14, 2016 9:09:29 GMT -5
MACH 14TH
ORTHODOX LENT BEGINS . COMMONWEALTH DAY . CANBERRA DAY (ACT AUS)
EIGHT HOURS DAY (TAS AUS) LABOUR DAY (VICTORIA AUS)TARANAKI ANNIVERSARY(NZL)
THERE IS A SPECIES OF DOLPHIN
THAT LIVE THE AMAZON RIVER
THAT IS ENTIRELY PINK.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 15, 2016 10:45:23 GMT -5
MARCH 15TH
ANSWER:FACT
THE AMAZON RIVER DOLPHIN
COMES IN ALL SHADES OF PINK
FROM A ROSY-COLORED PINK
TO A BRIGHT PINK LIKE THAT
OF THE FLAMINGO. FIFTY SHADES
OF PINK; THE NEW 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
MARILYN MONROE HAD SIX
TOES ON EACH FOOT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 16, 2016 11:51:57 GMT -5
MARCH 16
ANSWER: CRAP
THERE IS ONLY ONE DUBIOUS, BLURRED
PHOTO THAT STARTED THIS RUMOR,BUT
THE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE IS THAT
MARILYN MONROE MAY HAVE BEEN "THAT
GIRL WITH SOMETHING EXTRA,"BUT THE
EXTRA SOMETHING WASN'T A TOE.
AMERICANS CONSUME MIRE
CHOCOLATE PER CAPITA THAN
ANY OTHER NATION ON EARTH.
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Post by Sir Trevor on Mar 16, 2016 20:49:48 GMT -5
That has to be crap.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 17, 2016 8:26:32 GMT -5
MARCH 17TH
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
ANSWER:CRAP
DENMARK HAS THE HIGHEST PER CAPITA
CONSUMPTION OF CHOCOLATE IN THE
WORD AT 29.5 POUNDS EACH YEAR,
COMPARED TO 11 POUNDS CONSUMED
PER PERSON YEARLY IN THE UNITED
STATES. A LITTLE TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE
IS JUST ABOUT RIGHT.
QUEEN VICTORIA USED MARIJUANA.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 18, 2016 7:41:59 GMT -5
MARCH 18TH
ANSWER: FACT
IN 1890S, THE ROYAL PHYSICIAN,
SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS, PRESCRIBED
MARIJUANA FOR QUEEN VICTORIA OF
ENGLAND AS A TREATMENT FOR HER
MENSTRUAL CRAMPS. THAT PUT THE
"HIGH" IN HER HIGHNESS!
THE CIA DEVISED A PLOT TO COVER FIDEL
CASTRO'S SHOELACES WITH HAIR REMOVER.
THE PLAN WAS FOR FIDEL TO TIE HIS SHOES,
TOUCH HIS BEARD, WHICH WOULD FALL OUT,
AND WITH LOSS OF HIS BEARD, HE WOULD
LOSE HIS POPULARITY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 19, 2016 6:24:49 GMT -5
MARCH 19TH
ANSWER: FACT
OTHER BIZARRE PLOTS BY THE CIA
INCLUDE EXPLODING CIGARS AND
SENDING HIM A GIFT OF A WETSUIT
LOADED WITH BACTERIA.CLOSE,BUT
ON CIGAR!
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 20, 2016 13:08:46 GMT -5
MARCH 20TH
PALM SUNDAY
FIRST DAY OF SPRING
FACT
FOR WHEN ENVYING AND CONTENTION IS,THERE
IS INCONSTANCY, AND EVERY EVIL WORK.
JAMES 3:16
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 21, 2016 6:58:18 GMT -5
MARCH 21ST
OTAGO ANNIVERSARY (NZL)
IN 1816,AN ELEPHANT WAS
HANGED IN WRWIN, TENNESSEE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 22, 2016 5:57:52 GMT -5
MARCH 22ED
ANSWER: FACT
BIG MARY, A CIRCUS ELEPHANT KILLED
HER INEXPERIENCED TRAINER,RED ELDRIDGE,
NEWSPAPERS SENSATIONALIZED THE KILLING,
CAUSING TOWNS TO BOYCOTT THE CIRCUS. THE
ELEPHANT WAS HANGED BY THE NECK FROM AN
INDUSTRIAL CRANE TO APPEASE THE CROWDS.
POOR PACHYDERM.
MOST HISPANIC CULTURES DO NOT HAVE A
"TOOTH FAIRY" THE DUTIES OF THE
RESPONSIBILITY OF A RAT KNOWN AS RATON
PEREZ THAT COMES DURING THE NIGHT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 23, 2016 6:56:57 GMT -5
MARCH 23ED
PURIM BEGINS AT SUNDOWN
FULL MOON
ANSWER: CRAP
RATON PEREZ IS NOT A NASTY PACKRAT,
BUT, RATHER A CUTE LITTLE MOUSE THAT
COMES DURING THE NIGHT TO COLLECT
TEETH IN EXCHANGE FOR A SMALL GIFT.
AND THAT'S THE TOOTH OF THE MATTER.
A SPOON MUSEUM IN NEW JERSEY,
HAS OVER 5,400 SPOONS FROM
ACROSS THE WORLD.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 24, 2016 8:23:31 GMT -5
MARCH 24TH
ANSWER: FACT
LAMBERT CASTLE MUSEUM, PATERSON,
NEW JERSEY, HOUSES THE BERTHA
SCHAETER KOEMPEL SPOON COLLECTION
THE LARGEST SPOON COLLECTION IN THE
WORLD. HAVE A KNIFE DAY.
KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK,
AND IT WILL TURN WHITE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 25, 2016 7:22:11 GMT -5
MARCH 25TH
GOOD FRIDAY
ANSWER: CRAP
IT MAY GO SLIGHTLY PALER, BUT IT WILL
NOT TURN WHITE, THAT'S A "FISHY STORY."
THE SENT OF GRAPEFRUIT ON WOMEN
MAKES THEM SEEM ABOUT SIX YEARS
YOUNGER TO MEN.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 26, 2016 9:47:35 GMT -5
MARCH 26TH
ANSWER: FACT
BUT THE SENT OF GRAPEFRUIT DOES
NOT MAKE MEN APPEAR YOUNGER
TO WOMEN; JUST STICKY.
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