Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 14, 2016 10:14:43 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 14TH
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FIRST DAY OF LENT
TRUE: TRUST IN THE LORD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, AND DON'T DEPEND ON YOUR UNDERSTANDING REMEMBER THE LORD IN ALL YOU DO,AND HE WILL GIVE YOU SUCCESS. PROVERBS 3:5-6
Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 16, 2016 8:03:54 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 16TH
ANSWER: CRAP THE OPPOSITE IS TRUE. IT IS EASIER FOR HUMANS TI DETECT SMELLS IN THE SPRING AND SUMMER, BECAUSE THE AIR IS MOIST, HOLDING THE SMELLS LONGER. STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES, NOT THE SNOWMAN!
A MAN'S FAVORITE SMELL IS THE SCENT OF A NEW CAR'S INTERIOR.
Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 17, 2016 7:19:56 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 17TH
ANSWER: CRAP A MAN'S FAVORITE SMELL IS THE AROMA OF BREAKFAST COOKING, AND A WOMAN'S FAVORITE SMELL IS THE SCENT OF A NEWBORN BABY. NOW, THAT'S A GENDER GAP!
JOHN WAYNE WAS ADOLF HITLER'S FAVORITE MOVIE STAR.
Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 18, 2016 11:35:19 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 18TH
ANSWER: CRAP THIS DESPICABLE PERSON'S FAVORITE MOVIE STAR WAS CLARK GABLE, NOT JOHN WAYNE. IF CLARK HAD KNOW, HS MIGHT HAVE SAID, "FRANKLY ADOLF,I DON'T GAVE A DAMN."
SEVENTY-EIGHT PERCENT OF ALL GOLD USED EACH YEAR IS USED IN INDUSTRY AND SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.
Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 20, 2016 8:40:47 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 20TH
ANSWER: CRAP NOT BALDNESS, BUT IT IS NOW USED TO CURE SORES,HEAL WOUNDS, AND REPAIR HUMAN ORGANS AND HERNIAS. PIG INTESTINES PLACED INTO THE HUMAN BODY TRIGGER THE BODY TO PRODUCE NEW TISSUES. PIG-IN, DON'T PIG-OUT!
Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 23, 2016 8:01:28 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 23ED
ANSWER: CRAP IRONING BOARDS HAD NOT YET BEEN INVENTED, BUT VIKING WOMEN WERE BURIED WITH SMOOTH ROUND OBJECTS MADE OF GLASS, CALLED "LINEN SMOOTHERS," WHICH THEY USED TO PRESS THE WRINKLES OUT OF GARMENTS. A WOMEN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE!
JOSEPHINE COCHRANE,A HOUSEKEEPER INVENTED THE DISHWASHER IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE MONEY FOR HER EMPLOYER BY REDUCING THE NUMBER OF HOUSEHOLD EMPLOYEES.
Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 24, 2016 9:03:21 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 24TH
ANSWER: CRAP JOSEPHINE COCHRANE,A WEALTHY WOMAN, DESIGNED THE FIRST DISHWASHER BECAUSE HES KITCHEN STAFF BROKE AND CHIPPED HER EXPENSIVE CHINA WHEN THEY HAND WASHED THEM. PLEAS, GIVE US A BREAK, LADY!
AMERICA'S FATTEST U.S. PRESIDENT WAS WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT, WEIGHING IN AT 340 POUNDS; COMPARE THAT TO U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S WEIGHT OF ONLY 135.
Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 25, 2016 13:31:17 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 25TH
ANSWER: FACT PAYING BY THE POUND, AMERICANS GOT A BETTER DEAL WITH "TUBBY TAFT".
DURING A COLLEGE BREAK FROM WELLESLEY COLLEGE, HILLARY CLINTON WORKED AS A STAGEHAND ON THE MOVIE SET OF THE OSCAR WINNING FILM MIDNIGHT COWBOY,STARRING DUSTIN HOFFMAN AND ANGELINA JOLIE'S DAD, JON VOIGHT.