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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 29, 2016 4:01:49 GMT -5
JANUARY 29TH
ANSWER: CRAP IT'S WORSE THAN THAT. IT WASN'T FOOD AND MEDICAL EQUIPMENT THAT WAS REPORTED LOST, BUT THREE VERY EXPENSIVE MORTAR SHELLS CALLED EXCALIBUR, WORTH $175,000 EACH! AT THREE FEET TALL AND WEIGHING 106 POUNDS EACH, THESE ARE NOT EASILY MISPLACED. YOU CAN'T FIND THESE SHELLS ON THE BEACH!
IN 2015, THE GOVERNMENT OF BEIJING, CHINA, EVICTED MORE THAN 120,000 PEOPLE WHO WERE LIVING ILLEGALLY IN OLD AIR-RAID SHELTERS UNDER THE CITY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 30, 2016 10:47:50 GMT -5
JANUARY 30TH
ANSWER: FACT THESE AIR-RAID SHELTERS, BUILT DURING THE COLD WAR, WILL NOW BE CONVERTED TO INDOOR PARKING LOTS! THE CHINESE HAVE TO MAKE ROOM FOR ALL THOSE JAPANESE-MADE CARS!
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 31, 2016 8:54:03 GMT -5
JANUARY 31ST
FACT I CALL HEAVEN AND EARTH TO RECORD THIS DAY AGAINST YOU, THAT I HAVE SET BEFORE YOU LIFE AND DEATH, BLESSING AND CURSING THERE FORE CHOOSE LIFE, DEUTERONOMY 30:19
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 1, 2016 9:22:25 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 1ST
AUCKLAND, NELSON,AND NORTHLAND ANNIVERSARIES{NZL)
IN 2015, THE ITALIAN NAVY LAUNCHED A RECRUITING CAMPAIGN USING POSTER AND ONLINE ADS THAT USED SLOGANS OR TAGLINES WRITTEN IN ENGLISH.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 2, 2016 10:03:48 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 2ED
GROUND HOG DAY (USA,CAN)
ANSWER FACT MAMMA MI, WHAT'S NEXT: REFERRING TO PIZZA AS "AMERICAN PIE?"
IN THE BILINGUAL NATION OF CANADA, WHERE ALL OFFICIAL COMMUNICATIONS MUST BE IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH, TWEETING HAS BECOME THE ONLY EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 3, 2016 8:02:49 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 3ED
ANSWER: CRAP IN CANADA, ALL TWEETING GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS MUST TWEET BILINGUALLY HAW "TWEET" OF THEM!
DURING THE WINTER OF 2015 A NEW RECORD FOR BUILDING THE LARGEST NUMBER OF SNOWMEN AT ONE TIME WAS ESTABLISHED IN THE CITY OF LIYAMA, JAPAN. ALL THE WINNING 1,585 SNOWMEN WERE AT LEAST 3 FEET TALL AND INCLUDED FACIAL FEATURES.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 4, 2016 11:53:06 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 4TH
ANSWER: FACT THE JAPANESE PLOWED UNDER THE OLD AMERICAN RECORD OF 1,279 SNOWMEN, AND THEY DID IT WITHOUT THE USE OF ANY TOOLS,EXCEPT FOR WARM MITTENS! AND THAT'S SNOW-LIE!
IN JAPAN, MASAHIKO SUGA TAKES HIS NINE CATS FOR A RIDE IN A STROLLER EACH DAY TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO DONATE CAT FOOD TO THE JAPANESE CAT FOOD BANK.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 5, 2016 8:49:36 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 5TH
ANSWER: CRAP THE JAPANESE ARE WELL-KNOW DOG LOVERS, BUT MR. SUGA RIDES HIS CATS AROUND IN PUBLIC TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO LOVE CATS AS MUCH AS THEY LOVE DOGS.EVERY WALK FOR ME. SUGA IS A CATWALK!
FINLAND WAS THE LAST EUROPEAN COUNTRY TO GIVE WOMEN THE VOTE, BUT WHEN WOMEN GOT THE VOTE THEY REFUSED TO CAST THEIR BALLOTS IN PUBLIC PLACE. WOMEN PREFERRED TO MAIL IN THEIR VOTES, AND CONTINUE TO DO SO TODAY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 6, 2016 7:02:01 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 6TH
ANSWER: CRAP FINLAND WAS THE FIRST EUROPEAN COUNTRY TO GIVE WOMEN THE VOTE, AND THE FIRST LAW THEY VOTED FOR WAS PROHIBITION AGAINST ALL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. NP WONDER MEN WERE RELUCTANT TO GIVE WOMEN THE VOTE!
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 7, 2016 8:24:30 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 7TH
FACT THY THIEF COMETH NOT, BUT FOR TO STEAL, AND IT KILL, AND TO DESTROY: I AM COME THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE LIFE, AND THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE IT MORE ABUNDANTLY. JOHN 10:10
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 8, 2016 9:48:25 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 8TH
WAITANGI DAY (NZL) CHINESE NEW YEAR YEAR OF THE MONKEY
IN ICELAND, PARENTS CAN ONLY CHOOSE A NAME FOR THEIR BABY IF IT IS ON THE OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT-APPROVED LIST OF NAME.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 9, 2016 10:07:34 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 9TH MARDI GRAS
ANSWER: FACT THE ONLY EXCEPTION IS IF THE PARENTS SEEK SPECIAL PERMISSION FROM A GOVERNMENT REVIEW COMMITTEE CHILL OUT, ICELAND!
THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS RULED A REGION OF NORTH AFRICA KNOW AS THE "LAND OF KICK"; TODAY IT'S CALLED SOMALIA.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 10, 2016 11:16:47 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 10TH
ASH WEDNESDAY 3 ED DAY OD CHINESE NEW YEAR
ANSWER: CRAP THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS ONCE CALLED PRESENT-DAY SOMALIA THE "LAND OF PUNT." DROP, KICK, OR PUNT, IT IS STILL A DANGEROUS PLACE.
THE FEBRUARY THERE WILL BE NO FULL MOON.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 11, 2016 9:39:46 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 11TH
ANSWER: CRAP SINCE THE MOON TAKES ABOUT 29 SAYS TO GO THROUGH AN ENTIRE CYCLE, SOMETIME THERE WILL BE NO FULL NOON IN FEBRUARY. THIS OCCURRED MOST RECENTLY IN FEBRUARY 1999, AND THE NEXT OCCURRENCE WILL BE IN FEBRUARY 20108. WEREWOLVES, BE WARNED, AND GET YOUR HUNTING IN EARLY!
A FOOTBALL FAN IS SUING THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS FOE CAUSING THE HEART ATTACK HE SUFFERED WHILE WATCHING THE SEAHAWKS LOSE THE PATRIOTS DURING THE 2015 SUPER BOWL.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 12, 2016 11:33:21 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 12TH
LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY (USA)
ANSWER: CRAP TRUCK DRIVER EVERETT REDDY IS SUING THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, BUT NOT OVER A HEART ATTACK. HE IS SUING OVER HEARING LOSS HE SUFFERED WHILE ATTENDING HOME SEAHAWKS GAMES IN A STADIUM WHERE THE CROWD IS ENCOURAGED TO MAKE A DANGEROUS LEVEL OF NOISE. THIS CASE WILL HAVE TO BE HEARD IN COURT!
A PERSON'S BODY ODOR IS MORE UNIQUE THAN THEIR FINGERPRINTS.
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