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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Mar 14, 2005 18:10:36 GMT -5
Alright. Here's what you do. The first person starts off with number 1 and goes for how every many numbers they can think of. Then the next person starts where they left off.
When we reach 101 to do with a squirrel, I'll change the title to something else and we'll start at number 1 again.
They can make sense or not.
1: Teach it to tap dance 2: Feed it jello 3: Give it a moat monster 4: Teach it to poke people you don't like
(Now the next person starts wit hnumber 5)
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 14, 2005 19:30:01 GMT -5
5 Teach it the LLama LLama song 6 teach it ho down 7 bring it to sword school 8 Teach it to do brake jobs, so it can help with dads car. H&B
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Mar 14, 2005 19:38:37 GMT -5
5 Teach it the LLama LLama song 8 Teach it to do brake jobs, so it can help with dads car. 9: Dress it up like a dragon and go around saying "Like my puppy?" 10: Play board games with it.
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Post by Ringo on Mar 14, 2005 19:52:13 GMT -5
14. Shave it down and throw it in the mud pit.
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Mar 14, 2005 19:54:25 GMT -5
15: Set it on fire and put it on Johneys stage 16: Give it to the Lovely Ladies of Wessex
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Post by Captain John Stout on Mar 14, 2005 20:19:20 GMT -5
17 - tie a pork chop around its neck and give it to a pitbull
18 - new street game - squirrel puck!
19 - affix a microcamera in one eye and send it into the opposite sex's shower
20 - strap several flasks around its neck for mountain rescue like a St Bernard!
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Post by Hephzibah on Mar 14, 2005 20:28:53 GMT -5
21-Make squirell stew
22-Teach it to speak spanish
23-Have it sit in a tree and drive the dogs below nuts
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Post by Sir Trevor on Mar 14, 2005 21:13:57 GMT -5
19 - affix a microcamera in one eye and send it into the opposite sex's shower Love that one! 24. Put it in a dress and let it tag along with the Women of Wessex.
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Post by Kelzar on Mar 15, 2005 13:48:24 GMT -5
25. Inject it with steroids and send a picture of it along with a ransom note to Punxatauny.
26. Dunk it in paint and put it in the same room with a cat for some interesting sponge painting results.
27. Teach it to waterski......nevermind, been done
27. Perch it atop the head of the local Moose lodge and tell people you are making a remix of the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.
28. Use it as a 10 stroke off target for rat puck.
29. Sword lubricant and cleaner.
30. Scream "It's Bigfoot, run for your lives" while frantically pointing at said squirrel.
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Post by Lady Catharine on Mar 15, 2005 15:36:17 GMT -5
31- Dress it up. 32- Take it to work as ,to take your child to work day. 33-Set it on top of YOUR bosses' desk.
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Post by Captain John Stout on Mar 15, 2005 18:01:00 GMT -5
34 - put it in the oval office and then you'll be legally allowed to call him nuts
35 - put it in the oval office and he'll do a better job anayways
36 - give it a croissant and call it French - then see if it surrenders
37 - give it a hammer and sickle and see if it starts burning the fields as it retreats
38 - give it one sequined glove and arrest it . . .
39 - lock him in a room with plexigalss walls, behind which are endless acorns and nuts adn other squirrels enjoying them
40 - give it to the foregin legion and let it gather up all the Frenchmen's nuts . . . they don't need them anyways.
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Post by Hephzibah on Mar 15, 2005 21:24:12 GMT -5
41- Have him on stage with the Tortuga Twians and being the top nut.
42-Let the Washer Well Wenches have him and see how he tries to get away.
43- Let him have privy duty just because.
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Post by Tsura on Mar 15, 2005 22:02:21 GMT -5
44. squirrel-chucks
45. Wrap it around your neck like a living stole
46. Use them as voodoo dolls
47. Messenger squirrels.
48. Personal masseuse.
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Post by Kelzar on Mar 16, 2005 11:57:22 GMT -5
49. Head cover for your 4 iron (when was the last time you really used a 4 iron)
50. Featherduster, after squirrel is mounted atop your 4 iron.
51. Can opener.
52. Rear view mirror decoration
53. Pinking shears
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Mar 16, 2005 15:54:02 GMT -5
59: Send it to space
60: Use genetic engineering to cross it with a jelly fish so it'll turn green. (Hey if it can be done with a bunny, it can be done with a squirrel)
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