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Post by Kayenne on Mar 21, 2005 20:16:36 GMT -5
50. Buy it several friends... 51. and set them loose on a river.
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Post by belle21 on Mar 21, 2005 20:35:15 GMT -5
52. Let him be your roomie... More Closet Space! (dorms do not have enough) 53. Teach him to tap dance 54. Let him tap dance downtown with a hat for money 55. take him to class and while hidden make him squeak & the professor wonder...
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Post by Tullio on Mar 21, 2005 22:11:55 GMT -5
56. grind it into a pill and claim it is the cure for cancer 57. swallow it and claim that you are experiencing atrocious bowel movements for some odd reason 58. film the lord of the rings trilogy only using rubber duckies as the characters 59. float a bunch of them in the medditeranean sea (i know i butchered that spelling) and claim that its your spanish armada 60. load up a filled kiddy pool with them and attempt to walk on water 61. Find a bunch of them that have different tones of squeaking, then perform Bach's toccata en Fugue in D minor 62. chop a lot of them up, stuff them into a sheep's stomach and claim that it is haggis
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Post by Bosha on Mar 21, 2005 22:19:41 GMT -5
63. put 9 of them on the floor and play twister on them. 64. Stick the heads between your toes and wear them as sandals. 65. Glue them on your utility belt and pretend your 'super duckie'.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Mar 24, 2005 21:55:55 GMT -5
66. teach them to be a guide duck 67. teach them to bark
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Post by Ringo on Mar 25, 2005 1:27:04 GMT -5
68.Have it direct Shakespeare; might end up with some quality product! (heheh! Love ya, Baby!)
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Post by Tullio on Mar 25, 2005 11:40:45 GMT -5
69. make it into a smiley face for use on trevor's boards. 70. make up a birthday for it and throw it a party 71. poke it with a stick 72. infuse it with advanced circuitry and mechanical parts to make a duckyborg 73. re-create the scene in Monty Python and the holy grail where farm animals are being thrown, only use rubber duckies instead 74. punt it for a field goal 75. make him a D&D character. Lvl 8 rubber duckie
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Mar 31, 2005 20:32:49 GMT -5
76: Give him out as late Easter chocolate and claim that it's yellow chocolate. 77: Make him the camander of the peep army
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Post by Tullio on Apr 1, 2005 0:44:11 GMT -5
78. Transpose it's head onto the body of a kelet (see my avatar) 79. make a huge hollywood blockbuster action movie with the rubber duckie as the star 80. melt it and mold it into something else 81. take it out on a date for a romantic evening 82. take it to go play ding dong ditch come on people were almost there
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Post by Hephzibah on Apr 1, 2005 4:27:31 GMT -5
83. Have it be a air traffic controller for incomming birds. 84. Let it become a doctor for a swimming team. 85. Let it go on American Idol and sing the Llama song. 86. See if it can break the world record for around the world flight without stopping.
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Post by Sir Trevor on Apr 24, 2006 15:48:57 GMT -5
Here is a little gem that need brought back to the top.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Apr 24, 2006 22:51:58 GMT -5
87.Make it a Faire volunteer and teach it to rake leaves in the forest. 88. Make it an automotive engineer. It can't be any dumber then the ones we already have. 89. Make it an alien villain on Doctor Who. 90. teach it to jump the Grand Canyon on a motor cycle. 91. It can be "Best Duck" at SwordSchoolGroupie's wedding. 92. It can build Target Pros for Master Turk. 93. It can guard Master Griffin's building, and prevent Ring Tailed Dragon infestations.
That's it for now. Brain fried! Time to go beddy by. YAWN. HANK.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Apr 25, 2006 21:35:02 GMT -5
In keeping with current events, you can teach it to:
94. Run for Governor of Ohio. 95. Look in caves for Osama. 96. Search out cheap gasoline. 97. Play basketball, and help the Cavs win the playoffs. 98. Get a part in the Spider man movie being filmed in Cleveland. 99. Wrestle in the WWF. 100. Be a stealth school bus driver. They're both yellow, he'll be invisible!
OK, somebody finish it up! HANK.
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Post by Hephzibah on Apr 25, 2006 21:57:31 GMT -5
Be a stealth school bus driver....thanks for the laugh of that Hank. Still think let it loose and see if we can hit it with tools.
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Apr 26, 2006 17:26:04 GMT -5
101: Teach it to pull you in a rickshaw
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