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Post by tomnaboley on May 3, 2008 21:26:18 GMT -5
(Keep in mind I am an Irish Roman Catholic):::
Chris-ti-an-i-ty: Noun The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talkng snake to eat from a magical tree.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on May 3, 2008 21:50:39 GMT -5
Love it Kat. It does sound pretty damn ridiculous when you look at it that way. Yet people have believed this crap for thousands of years. Just goes to show ya just how gullible we are. HANK.
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Post by aislinn on May 13, 2008 19:27:20 GMT -5
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Post by Hephzibah on May 14, 2008 20:36:56 GMT -5
Well my amusement on Thursday will be getting to watch my new grandaughter for the first time for a few hours and starting Friday grandma will start watch on a regular base.
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Post by tomnaboley on Jul 31, 2008 8:07:05 GMT -5
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton
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Post by tomnaboley on Jul 31, 2008 8:08:36 GMT -5
Hope all will enjoy ... AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station... And then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... *********************************************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ***********************************************************************
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...
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Post by tomnaboley on Jul 31, 2008 8:13:59 GMT -5
Scroll slowly.......This is painted on a bathroom floor............Kind of takes your breath away!
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Post by tomnaboley on Jul 31, 2008 8:20:22 GMT -5
This is painted on the ceiling of a smoker's lounge.(I am a smoker.)
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Cogito ergo sum/Carpe diem!
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Post by Mickey on Jul 31, 2008 11:51:03 GMT -5
Wow, I wonder if that is trick photography or something. They look real. That bathroom one looked way too real for me! I'd say it would scare the 'you know what outta me', and then, you might say, "Well, you'd be in the right place." If it looks that real though, I wouldn't be able to go in and use the facilities, so . . .
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Oct 17, 2008 15:26:57 GMT -5
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Post by Sir Trevor on Oct 17, 2008 17:51:27 GMT -5
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Post by Dillasandra on Oct 20, 2008 12:22:52 GMT -5
That is pretty good! Monk would sooooo approve!
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Jan 20, 2009 17:15:34 GMT -5
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Post by Lady Catharine on Jan 20, 2009 18:07:47 GMT -5
Not watching that pathetic inauguration and thankfully NOT getting involved.!
Tis going to be LONG 48 months!
Tomorrow will be a normal day ..again..finally!
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Post by Hephzibah on Jan 20, 2009 22:17:51 GMT -5
Watching my deft cat corral 3 jack Russel dogs and putting them in a corner
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