Easy ways to Take over the world.

[Britny Ylisaari]

members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html


Here's mine.

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[penny]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with "Dear God, No!!", as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end

[Capt. Morgan]

We're down to filling out forms to take over the world??

*sigh*

All the spontenaity has just gone out of Evil Overlord Wannabe's...

What is the world coming to, outside of "The End"?

[BlackKnight]

Heck...since I did a good job of spreading misery on the board...why not have a plan for the world?

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a News Reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

[Melissa]

oh I had to do it too...

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Horror, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.