Griffin
Mercenary
On to the future
Posts: 244
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Post by Griffin on Feb 8, 2005 9:37:28 GMT -5
Murgey!!! Nyuck Nyuck. I would love to see vendors become more involved in the kiddie fun quest things. I know we love when Faire includes us with the clues to give to the little buggers.
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Post by Capt. Morgan on Feb 8, 2005 9:54:27 GMT -5
I enjoy that too! I felt bad turning kids away when I didn't know what clues to give them!!
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Post by Captain John Stout on Feb 8, 2005 20:14:13 GMT -5
Personally, I like the game "Pass the Kid". That's where you take a small child and throw them around a circle like "Hot Potato" . . . .
Hee hee hee . . .
But seriously. I really enjoyed parents who really did want to leave the children with the gypsys. Oh it was funny to listen to them cry because they didn't want to get sold to us. Or worse yet, traded for two camels and a donkey.
I guess I'm kinda sadistic, aren't I?
Of course . . . I don't think I would actually want to get stuck with someone's kids . . .
My suggestions . . . - wider roads - more shade at the stages - more music in the streets and on stages - water that doesn't taste like sulfur and give me cramps - free parfaits. Because, everybody likes parfaits.
Wheeeeeeeee!
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Post by Capt. Morgan on Feb 8, 2005 21:40:46 GMT -5
Parfaits? You got a tissue? My mouth is waterin' just thinking about parfaits! (I think the going price for a kid has gone up since last year...and usually it's the parents paying YOU to KEEP the kid...so hold out for at least 3 camels, a llama (Hit it with your song, Beatrice!) and 2 goats...) Uhhh...you were saying something about sadistic?
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Post by Sir Trevor on Feb 8, 2005 21:52:17 GMT -5
I gave up on trying to sell my kid. She keeps maiming the people I sell her to then finds her way home
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Post by fyrestorm on Feb 8, 2005 21:57:51 GMT -5
yeah you could try and buy kids... or you could just steal them and make them a part of your army. muahahah
MONGOLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Post by Captain John Stout on Feb 8, 2005 23:26:17 GMT -5
Too late Ghengis. I bought Mongolia from the 5th Emperor of the Qin Dynasty for two score rhutabegahs, 23 white Persians (the horses, okay?), 15 casks of French Champaign from the Bordeaux region (yeah, I know, be he didn't know the difference), and two canaries. I threw in the keys to Mordred's castle, too.
Ah, all good things . . .
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Post by Hephzibah on Feb 9, 2005 0:02:54 GMT -5
I gave up on trying to sell my kid. She keeps maiming the people I sell her to then finds her way home Time that by 5
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Post by Lady Catharine on Feb 9, 2005 12:14:29 GMT -5
What no Bordeaux chocolate?
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Feb 9, 2005 13:22:23 GMT -5
I gave up on trying to sell my kid. She keeps maiming the people I sell her to then finds her way home *Looks innocent*
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Post by Capt. Morgan on Feb 9, 2005 13:45:10 GMT -5
Ahhh....Brit...this is your Ren. Faire Family here...we KNOW better! (That's my girl!!)
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Post by Captain John Stout on Feb 9, 2005 15:42:53 GMT -5
Trevor - I'll give you three camels and sixteen turkeys, but only if she can sing or play music or something. That's the trademaerk of the Beshaldes, they can all do something entertaining . . . .
If she does windows, then I'll throw in a bushel of Norwegian Iceberg Lettuce, too . . .
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Post by Sir Trevor on Feb 9, 2005 17:52:11 GMT -5
Well, she is in the school choir. Also she and Leah and working up a 'stomp' routine using sword drills
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Post by Beatrice Peters on Feb 9, 2005 19:29:38 GMT -5
(I think the going price for a kid has gone up since last year...and usually it's the parents paying YOU to KEEP the kid...so hold out for at least 3 camels, a llama (Hit it with your song, Beatrice!) and 2 goats...) Did you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama, llama's llama, twice a llama, llama llama DUCK! t.hee!
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Post by Capt. Morgan on Feb 9, 2005 20:42:03 GMT -5
I knew I could count on you to hit your mark!
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