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Post by Sir Trevor on Dec 14, 2007 17:37:26 GMT -5
Those were great!
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Post by Kayenne on Dec 14, 2007 19:15:23 GMT -5
Hysterical!
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Post by Hephzibah on Dec 14, 2007 19:51:15 GMT -5
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Dec 15, 2007 17:13:10 GMT -5
I get them from friends on other boards I go to.
This one I actually got from Leah though....
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Dec 18, 2007 21:06:48 GMT -5
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Dec 21, 2007 17:51:52 GMT -5
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Dec 21, 2007 17:54:08 GMT -5
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Dec 21, 2007 17:56:03 GMT -5
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Dec 21, 2007 17:58:34 GMT -5
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Dec 21, 2007 18:07:02 GMT -5
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Post by tomnaboley on Jan 31, 2008 10:22:50 GMT -5
This is for the cat lovers we have on the board:
Entries in a dog's journal:
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Entries in a cat's journal: DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Jan 31, 2008 12:47:17 GMT -5
KAT...That was frackin hilarious! Don't know who wrote it, but they sure know puddy tats! HANK.
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Post by stephanieann on Jan 31, 2008 19:46:07 GMT -5
HAhahahaa yes kat that was soo funny!!! I will have to share that!
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Post by tomnaboley on Feb 2, 2008 0:03:54 GMT -5
Liam found it last weekend and showed it to me. I thought the Pickle Goddesses would get a kick out of it. It didn't have an author, sorry.
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Post by Britny Ylisaari on Feb 2, 2008 11:06:51 GMT -5
Very amusing. *Stares at her cat*
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