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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 5, 2016 5:04:56 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 5TH
GUY FAWKES DAY (NXL,UK)
ANSWER: CRAP
ENOUGH LEGO PARTS (560 BILLION)
HAVE BEEN PRODUCED TO GIVE EVERY
PERSON ON EARTH 86 BRICKS! NOT
COUNTING THE TWO STUCK IN EVERY
VACUUM CLEANER HOSE IN THE WORLD.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 6, 2016 7:48:02 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 6TH
SUN: DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME ENDS (USA,CAN: 2:00AM.)
FACT:
WHEREFORE PUTTING AWAY LYING,
SPEAK EVERY MAN TRUTH WITH HIS
NEIGHBOR: FOR WE ARE MEMBERS
ONE OF ANOTHER.
EPHESIANS 4:25
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 7, 2016 8:09:37 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 7TH
THE EQUIVALENT OF "LOL"
IN THAILAND IS "555."
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 8, 2016 11:21:30 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 8TH
ELECTION DAY(USA)
ANSWER: FACT
LOL OR LAUGH OUT LOUD IS TYPED
AS 555 BECAUSE IN THAI THE NUMBER
5 IS PRONOUNCED HA, SO HAHAHA!
A SHRIMP'S HEART IS ITS HEAD.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 9, 2016 7:00:04 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 9TH
ANSWER: FACT
A SHRIMP HAS ALL ITS VITAL ORGANS
I ITS HEAD: HEAD,STOMACH,
REPRODUCTIVE PARTS EVERYTHING
COMPACT AND EASY TO PROTEST IN A
SINGLE LOCATION. AND YOU THOUGHT
SHRIMP WERE JUST DUMB APPETIZERS!
RATS CAN'T PUKE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 10, 2016 8:32:48 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 10TH
ANSWER: FACT
LIKE HUMANS RATS HAVE A BAND OF
MUSCLE AROUND THE ESOPHAGUS AT
THE ENTRANCE IF THE STOMACH.THIS
BAND OPERATES AS A ONE-WAY VALE.
RATS DIFFER FROM US BECAUSE THEIR
VALE REALLY WORKS; THEY ALSO LACK
THE ADVANCED BRAIN POWER TO COORDINATE
THE MUSCLES THAT WOULD BE INVOLVED
IN VOMITING. IF YOU EVER CALLED
ANYONE "RAT-PULE," YOU WERE SO WRONG!
JUST LIKE FINGERPRINTS, EVERYONE'S
TONGUE PRINT IS DIFFERENT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 11, 2016 8:17:35 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 11TH
VETERAN'S DAY(UAS)ARMISTICE DAY/REMEMBRANCE DAY.CANTERBURY ANNIVERSARY (NZL)
ANSWER: FACT
NOTE TO SELF: DON'T
LICK THE CRIME SCENE!
A PREGNANT GOLDFISH IS CALLED A TWIT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 12, 2016 9:12:35 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 12TH
ANSWER: CRAP
YOU'RE A TWIT IF YOU BELIEVE THIS ONE
THERE IS NO TERM FOR PREGNANT GOLD FISH
BECAUSE GOLDFISH NEVER GET PREGNANT!
FEMALE GOLDFISH LAY EGGS, AND THEM THE
EGGS ARE FERTILIZED EXTERNALLY BY A
MALE GOLDFISH.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 13, 2016 7:45:06 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 13TH
REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY (UK)
FACT:
BUT HE SAID TO ME, "MY GRACE IS SUFFICIENT FOR YOU
FOR MY POWER IS MADE PERFECT IN WEAKNESS."
2 CORINTHIANS 12:9
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 14, 2016 9:18:31 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 14TH
FULL MOON
THE BLOODHOUND IS HE ONLY
ANIMAL WHOSE EVIDENCE
IS ADMISSIBLE IN COURT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 15, 2016 9:10:03 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 15TH
ANSWER: FACT
IMAGINE FRYING TO MAKE
A CAT GIVE EVIDENCE?
A SINGLE HONEY BEE HAS TO VISIT
2 MILLION FLOWERS TO PRODUCE
A SINGLE POUND OF HONEY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 16, 2016 8:46:23 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 16TH
ANSWER: FACT
TRUE, AND THEY TRAVEL OVER 50,000
NILES, THAT'S TWICE AROUND THE WORLD.
IN FACT, ONE POUND OF HONEY IS THE
LIFETIME WORK OF ABOUT 800 BEES!"BUSY
A BEE,"WHAT AN UNDERSTATEMENT!
THE WORD "ALMOST" IN THE LONGEST
SIX-LETTER WORD IN THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE IN WHICH ALL OF ITS
LETTERS ARE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 17, 2016 9:07:51 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 17TH
ANSWER: CRAP
THERE ARE A FEW SIX-LETTER ENGLISH
WORDS WITH LETTERS IN ALPHABETICAL
ORDER, FOR EXAMPLE: ABHORS,ALMOST,
BEGINS, BIOPSY,CHIMP,AND CHINTZ.
THE EXPRESSIVE WORD "AAAAEEEEEEEY"
DIES NOT COUNT AS ONE OF THESE WORDS,
EVEN IF YOU'VE SEEN IT IN A MARCEL
COMIC!
THE AVERAGE PERSON WILL SPEND
ALMOST TWO WEEKS OF THEIR LIFE
WAITING FOR A TRAFFIC LIGHT TO
CHANGE TO GREEN.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 18, 2016 7:53:14 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 18TH
ANSWER: FACT
TRUE, IF YOU'RE DRIVING A CAR;
PRETTY WEIRD IF YOU'RE NOT!
ANY MONTH THAT BEGINS ON SUNDAY
WILL ALWAYS HAVE A FRIDAY THE 13TH
IN IT, AND THERE IS AT LEAST ONE
FRIDAY THE 13TH IN EVERY SINGLE
CALENDAR YEAR.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Nov 19, 2016 9:54:16 GMT -5
NOVEMBER 19TH
ANSWER: FACT
TRUE, EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN HAVE
A PERIOD OF FOURTEEN MOUTHS WITHOUT
A FRIDAY THE 13TH, JULY TO SEPTEMBER
OR AUGUST TO OCTOBER. THERE IS ONLY
ONE FRIDAY THE 13TH IN 2016, AND THAT
WILL OCCUR IN THE MOUTH OF MAY, SO AVOID
LADDERS, BLACK CATS, R IGNORE ALL THE
RIDICULOUS SUPERSTITIONS.
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