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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 14, 2012 12:45:56 GMT -5
ANSWER: FACT
WITH JUST A FEW MODIFICATIONS LIKE CHANGING THE AAA BATTERY TO A 9-VOL, YOU AN BE READY TO "FLOSS" ANY LICK AND CHANGE YOUR HARMLESS ORAL-B HUMMINGBIRD INTO A "VIRAL-V VULTURE."
DECEMBER 14TH
KEVIN COSTNER NOW DEVOTES HIS TIME TO PAINTING HYPER-REALISTIC IMAGES OF HIS DOGS AND HORSES,WHICH ART CRITICS ARE LOVING.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 15, 2012 10:16:52 GMT -5
ANSWER: CRAP
KEVIN IS A GOLFER, COUNTRY MUSICIAN, HUNTER, FOOTBALL AND BASEBALL FAN, AND AN ACTOR, PRODUCE, AND DIRECTOR, PAINTING IS JUST ABOUT THE ONLY THING HE DOESN'T DO!
DECEMBER 15TH
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 16, 2012 9:22:13 GMT -5
DECEMBER 16TH
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 17, 2012 7:39:08 GMT -5
DECEMBER 17TH
DESPITE WRITING REGENCY ROMANCES, JANE AUSTEN WAS MARRIED FIVE TIMES.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 18, 2012 11:29:09 GMT -5
ANSWER: CRAP
JANE AUST, BORN IN 1775, NEVER MARRIED. SHE HAD MANY PROPOSALS, AND EVEN ACCEPTED ONE, BUT SHE CHANGED HER MINE THE EVERY NEXT DAY. SHE PROBABLY HAD TOO MUCH " SENSE AND SENSIBILITY" TO MARRY.
DECEMBER 18TH
THE FLAG RAISED ON THE RUINS OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AFTER 9/11 WAS ACTUALLY STOLEN FROM A NEARBY YACHT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 19, 2012 8:37:18 GMT -5
ANSWER: FACT
THE 130-FOOT FLAG WAS TAKEN FROM THE YACHT STAR OF AMERICA, WHICH WAS DOCKED IN THE HUDSON RIVER, ITS OWNER LATER FORMALLY DONATED THE FLAG, BUT IT HAS NOW MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED.
DECEMBER 19TH
MODERN-DAY PAGANS WORSHIP APOLLO AS THE GOD OF TELEVISION AND COMPUTERS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 20, 2012 9:07:14 GMT -5
ANSWER: CRAP
MODERN PAGANS BELIEVE EVERYONE IS DIVINE AND FODS OF ALL KINDS SHOULD BE AVOIDED IN FAVOR OF MOTHER EARTH. I'M CURIOUS, IS DANCING NAKED IN A CORNFIELD THEIR IDEA OF SOCIAL NET- WORKING?
DECEMBER 20TH
CROCODILES SWALLOW STONES TO HELP THEM DIVE DEEPER.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 21, 2012 12:56:50 GMT -5
ANSWER: FACT
CROCS SWALLOW STONES TO HELP THEM STAY SUBMERGED IN WATER. THEY ALSO MAY SWALLOW STONES TO AID IN DIGESTION BY CRUSHING THEIR FOOD. THESE CREATURES ARE "STONE-CLOD" KILLERS.
DECEMBER 21ST
FIRST DAY OF WINTER
THE INTERNET WAS ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED BY INTERPOL TO TRACK CRIMINALS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 22, 2012 12:03:38 GMT -5
ANSWER:CRAP
THE INTERNET WAS FIRST DEVISED IN THE 1960S AS A MEANS TO ALLOW RESEARCHERS AND SCIENTISTS TO SHARE KNOWLEDGE AND WORK TOGETHER ON A GLOBAL SCALE. NOW PEOPLE RESEARCH SUGAR COOKIE RECIPES AND SHARE FANTASY FOOTBALL TRADES!
DECEMBER 22
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 23, 2012 10:00:47 GMT -5
DECEMBER 23ED
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 24, 2012 9:21:16 GMT -5
DECEMBER 24TH
CHRISTMAS EVE.
MARRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY'S NOSE MEASURES FIVE FEET.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 25, 2012 10:38:33 GMT -5
ANSWER: FACT
HER NOSE IS EXACTLY FIVE FEET,SEX INCHES LONG. HER ENTIRE FACE IS MORE THAN EIGHT FEET TALL. AND DAINTY MS. LIBERTY'S FEET ARE 25 FEET LONG. WITH MEASUREMENTS LIKE THESE, NO WONDER SHE'S A POPULAR LADY!
DECEMBER 25TH
CHRISTMAS DAY.
GEORGE FOREMAN NAMED ALL FIVE OF HIS SONS GEORGE FOREMAN.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 26, 2012 12:57:48 GMT -5
ANSWER: FACT
GEORGE ALSO HAS TWO DAUGHTERS, NAME FREEDA GEORGE AND GEORGETTA. HIS ONLY " GRORGE-FREE" CHILD IS HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER, ISABELLA.
DECEMBER 26TH
BOXING DAY .ST.STEPHEN'S DAY . PROCLAMATION DAY FIRST DAY OF KWANZAA
IT IS POSSIBLE TO KILL YOURSELF BY HOLDING YOUR BREATH.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 27, 2012 9:43:16 GMT -5
ANSWER: CRAP
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH,BUT YOU WILL EVENTUALLY PASS OUT AND START BREATHING AUTOMATICALLY. YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY: THIS METHOD IS A TOTAL WAST OF BREATH.
DECEMBER 27TH
POLO USES TO BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 28, 2012 9:52:11 GMT -5
ANSWER: FACT
POLO WAS AN OLYMPIC SPORT FROM 1900 UNTIL 1936. AFTER 1936, THERE WERE SO FEW TEAMS, THE SPORT WAS CUT FROM THE OLYMPIC ROSTER. NOW THERE ARE OVER 77 COUNTRIES WITH PROFESSIONAL POLO TEAMS. POLO IS "HOT TO TROT" AGAIN!
DECEMBER 28TH
FULL MOON
THE EQUATOR RUNS THROUGH THE LAND OF EQUATORIAL GUINEA.
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