"Meatwad: You don't need a machine to make a rainbow, for rainbows are made of happy thoughts, and dreams, and chocolate unicorns, and gumdrops, and licorice sunsets, and fuzzy gumdrop bears, in sugar-covered chocolate gumdrop land."
That has always been one of my favorite quotes.
I love that one.
That was the first episode I saw
Here are some more quotes I got off of IMDB.
Master Shake: A car cannot be killed, Frylock. It was murdered
Santa Claus: Thank you, Frylock, for saving my life. Because if I survive this... I'm going to beat the shit out of that meatball!
Master Shake: Okay, but when we go in, watch your step.
Frylock: Why?
Meatwad: [explosion] Damn!
Meatwad: [Meatwad has a landmine] Okay, but be careful, 'cause look when I do this.
[Meatwad touches the landmine, which explodes]
Meatwad: Damn! Again!
Frylock: I just put it in there to get you excited about your real dinner... this... uh... celery stalk right here. Mm!
Meatwad: Well, it ain't workin'. Now, if you expect me to eat this, you gonna have to supply me with some wing sauce.
Frylock: How about a twist of lemon?
Meatwad: How about a twist of I gouge your mother f**kin' eyes out? Get me the Goddamn wing sauce!
Oglethorpe: We are on a secret mission of world domination!
Frylock: World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of jello.
Emory: Is that, like, an important place or something?
Frylock: Shake, were you even listening to me?
Master Shake: I have to! Because I get yelled at if I don't!
[Meatwad is rotating inside the microwave. Microwave dings]
Master Shake: Did you see how long you were in there?
Meatwad: I'm ready for poultry.
Master Shake: No, you're not! But with practice...
[Carl's house has become infested with termites]
Carl: I'm certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word "Congo" written in blood.
Meatwad: Santa, I need presents. I need a unicycle, a banana suit, and a banana hat to wear with the banana suit.
Meatwad: Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny.
Master Shake: There is something wrong with that TV.
Frylock: There is nothing wrong with that TV.
[TV starts gushing blood]
Frylock: Okay, there is something wrong with that TV.
Master Shake: [lifts a sword] There can be only one!
Meatwad:
We grillin' tonight.