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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 11, 2015 8:59:48 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 11TH
ANSWER: CRAP MARINE IGUANAS SNEEZE MORE THAN ANY OTHER TYPE OF ANIMAL. GESUNDHEIT!
ALL BRITISH TANKS SINCE WORLD WAR II HAVE COME EQUIPPED WITH A KETTLE FOR MAKING TEA.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 12, 2015 10:19:07 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 12TH
LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY (USA)
ANSWER: FACT FOR A BRIT, WAGING WAR WITHOUT A CUP OF TEA IS NOT JUST DREADFUL, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
IN A FEW AMERICAN STATES A WOMAN IS REQUIRED TO CHANGE HER LAST MANE WHEN SHE MARRIES, UNLESS SHE FORMALLY PETITIONS FOR THE RETAINMENT OF ER MAIDEN NAME.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 13, 2015 9:14:40 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 13TH
ANSWER: CRAP UNITED STATES LAW DOES NOT REQUIRE A WOMAN TO CHANGE HER LAST NOME WHEN SHE MARRIES, BUT 70 PERCENT OF ALL BRIDES DO.
MANY AUSTRALIAN LIFEGUARDS AND SURFERS WEAR WOMEN'S PANTYHOSE ON THEIR ARMS AND LEGS AS PROTECTION AGAINST THE POISONOUS, AND OFTEN DEADLY, JULLYFISH STING.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 14, 2015 10:07:11 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 14TH
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
ANSWER; FACT BLOODY OATH IT IS, NATE! 9AMERICAN TRANSLATION: THAT'S THE TRUTH, MA!)
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 15, 2015 13:47:02 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 15TH
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 16, 2015 9:53:47 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 16TH
PRESIDENTS DAY (OBSERVED)(UAS) FAMILY DAY (CAN)
POLAR BEARS AND GRIZZLY BEARS ARE CROSSBREEDING IN THE WILD,CREATING A NEW TYPE OF BEAR KNOWN AS THE POLAR - GRIZZLY HYBRID.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 17, 2015 9:52:25 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 17TH
MARDI GRAS
ANSWER: FACT POLAR-GRIZZLY HYBRIDS ARE ALSO CALLED "GROLAR,""PIZZLIES," AND "NANULAKS."
ANCIENT HAWAIIANS TIED THEMSELVES TO PALM TREES DURING A TSUNAMI BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE PALM TREE COULD SURVIVE THE FORCE OF SUCH STORMS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 18, 2015 10:11:41 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 18TH
ASH WEDNESDAY
ANSWER: FACT THE WORLD'S FIRST TREE - HUGGERS!
IN AMERICA, AND IN CANADA, MEN SMILE ABOUT 62 TIMES LESS THAN WOMEN DO.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 19, 2015 9:47:10 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 19TH
CHINESE NEW YEAR - YEAR OF THE SHEEP
ANSWER: FACT WHY? WELL, MOST PEOPLE BELIEVE A SMILE MAKES A WOMAN LOOK MORE ATTRACTIVE, AND NOT SMILING MAKES A MAN LOOK MORE SERIOUS AND IMPORTANT.
THERE WAS NO FULL MOON DURING FEBRUARY 1999.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 20, 2015 12:42:24 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 20TH
ANSWER: FACT IT TAKES 29 AND ONE-HALF DAYS FOR THE MOON TO COMPLETE AN ENTIRE CYCLE, SO OCCASIONALLY A MOUTH WILL PASS WITHOUT A FULL MOON. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IN FEBRUARY 2018. HEY-DIDDLY-DIDDLY!
ON A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY, HOLDING THEM UPSIDE DOWN AND BUMPING THEIR HEAD LIGHTLY ON THE FLOOR THE NUMBER OF TIMES THAT CORRESPONDS TO THEIR AGE IA AN IRISH TRADITION.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 21, 2015 12:07:01 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 21ST
3ED DAY OF CHINESE NEW YEAR
ANSWER: FACT WELL, IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE SAFER THAN BLOWING OUT THE CANDLES ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 22, 2015 8:07:05 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 22ED
WASHING'S BIRTHDAY (USA) FIRST SUNDAY OF LENT
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 23, 2015 9:47:17 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 23ED
ORTHODOX LENT BEGINS
ALL BANANAS ARE RADIOACTIVE.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 24, 2015 10:38:25 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 24TH
ANSWER: FACT ALL BANANAS CONTAIN HIGH LEVELS OF POTASSIUM-40, A RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE OF POTASSIUM,SO EATING MORE THAN 50 BANANAS A DAY COULD BE LETHAL.
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN FAMILY OF FOUR LOSES UP 50 SOCKS PER YEAR. "THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE TRIANGLE" OF THE SOCK WORLD IS USUALLY LOCATED INSIDE OF THE WASHER AND THE DRYER; SOCKS GO IN,BUT THEY NEVER COME OUT!
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Feb 25, 2015 11:42:31 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 25TH
ANSWER; CRAP THE AVERAGE AMERICAN FAMILY LOSES ABOUT 60 SOCKS EACH YEAR, BUT NO ONE KNOWS HOW, OR WHY.
DROP A TARANTULA, EVEN FROM A VERY LOW HEIGHT, AND IT WILL SHATTER AND DIE.
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