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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 8, 2015 10:15:59 GMT -5
DECEMBER 8TH
ANSWER: FACT THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART HAS ALL OF ITS [INVESTMENT] BASES COVERED!
LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S FATHER, GEORGE DICAPRIO, IS A COMIC BOOK WRITER, EDITOR, AND WEST COAST DISTRIBUTOR OF UNDERGROUND COMIC BOOKS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 9, 2015 12:42:32 GMT -5
DECEMBER 9TH
ANSWER:FACT NO JOKE!
BANANAS CAN CURE MENTAL DEPRESSION.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 10, 2015 9:55:50 GMT -5
DECEMBER 10TH
HUMAN RIGHTS DAY
ANSWER: FACT BANANAS HELP THE BODY PRODUCE SEROTONIN, A NATURAL CHEMICAL THAT COMBATS MENTAL DEPRESSION, PEELABLE PROZAC!
ONLY THE MALE DUCKBILL PLATYPUS HAS BONY SPURS ON IT BILL, WHICH RELEASE A POWERFUL VENOM WHEN THE PLATYPUS ID THREATENED.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 11, 2015 11:08:40 GMT -5
DECEMBER 11TH
ANSWER: CARP THE MALE DUCKBILL PLATYPUS HAS BONY SPURS ON ITS HIND LEGS, NOT ITS BILL, THAT CONTAIN DEADLY VENOM. WHO KNEW THESE SILLY-LOOKING CREATURES WERE VENOMOUS!
A GROUP OF THREE OR MORE GOLDFISH IS CALLED A "TROUBLING."
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 12, 2015 8:44:07 GMT -5
DECEMBER 12TH
ANSWER: FACT AS A MATTER OF FACT, GOLDFISH ARE USUALLY NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 13, 2015 9:16:57 GMT -5
DECEMBER 13TH
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 14, 2015 10:36:08 GMT -5
DECEMBER 14TH
HOLLYWOOD ACKNOWLEDGED THE METAL SHORTAGE DURING WORLD WAR II BY AWARDING OSCARS MADE OF WOOD.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 15, 2015 9:24:14 GMT -5
DECEMBER 15TH
ANSWER: CRAP FOR THREE YEARS, DURING WORLD WAR II, OSCARS WERE FABRICATED IN PLASTER, BUT EXCHANGED AFTER THE WAR FOR THE TRADITIONAL METAL VERSION. A PATRIOTIC ACT!
ACCORDING TO RESEARCH DONE BY THE CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY VETERINARY SCHOOL, DOGS ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN PIGS,AND SMARTER THAN THREE- YEAR-OLD HUMANS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 16, 2015 10:35:36 GMT -5
DECEMBER 16TH
ANSWER: CRAP PIGS ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN DOGS AND THREE-YEAR-OLD HUMANS. "OINK" IF YOU AGREE.
IT TAKES ABOUT THREE HOURS TO HARD BOIL AN OSTRICH EGG.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 17, 2015 8:35:01 GMT -5
DECEMBER 17TH ANSWER: CRAP IT TAKES ONE AND ONE-HOURS TO HARD BOIL AN OSTRICH EGG, AND TO SOFT BOIL ONE, IT TAKES ONE HOUR. NOT EXACTLY AN INSTANT BREAKFAST FOOD!
IN THE CARD GAME BRIDGE THE SLANG TERM"PUPPY FOOT" REFERS TO THE ACE OF CLUBS.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 18, 2015 8:39:19 GMT -5
DECEMBER 18TH ANSWER: FACT DOGGONE RIGHT
HELEN "NELLIE" TAFT PRESIDENT WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT'S WIFE WAS THE FIRST LADY TO DRIVE A CAR, SMOKE CIGARETTES, SUPPORT WOMEN' SUFFRAGE, AND LOBBY CONGRESS!
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 19, 2015 9:59:49 GMT -5
DECEMBER 19TH
ANSWER: FACT THE FIRST LADY OF THE 20TH CENTURY.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 20, 2015 8:29:08 GMT -5
DECEMBER 20TH
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 21, 2015 9:27:35 GMT -5
DECEMBER 21ST
CATS PREFER MOUSE-FLAVORED CAT FOOD OVER FISH-FLAVORED CAT FOOD.
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Post by bunbun / Hank on Dec 22, 2015 8:37:44 GMT -5
DECEMBER 22ED
FIRST DAY OF WINTER MUHAMMAD'S BIRTHDAY BEGINS AT SUNDOWN
ANSWER: CRAP CATS DISLIKE MOUSE-FLAVORED CAT FOOD. FOR S CST, A MOUSE IS AN INTERESTING CHALLENGE, AND A POTENTIAL GIFT FOR THEIR PET PARENTS, BUT NOT DINNER!
AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE MADE IN EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA, HOLDS THE CURRENT RECORD AS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ICE CREAM DUNDAE-IT WEIGHED 24.91 TONS (54,917 POUNDS).
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